shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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xjason derulo xomg im pissing bless this post xfunny

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

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xtextpost xsame

subducting:

slenderlock:

"its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses" stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

the best part is that this argument is used by guys to try and prevent girls wearing trousers, but who is preventing men from wearing dresses? is it women? oh wait no it’s men and the patriarchy, fucking again.

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nymeriarahl:

Torchwood favourite moments:

Janto Dance

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xjanto xno this hurts xbbys
cumaeansibyl:

kleenexwoman:

ANGLERFISH MERMAID OH MY FUCKING GOD

she looks like an illustration from a 1970s beauty product ad and I am so here for that

cumaeansibyl:

kleenexwoman:

ANGLERFISH MERMAID OH MY FUCKING GOD

she looks like an illustration from a 1970s beauty product ad and I am so here for that

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hoeirl:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

gay sex is beautiful

hoeirl:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

gay sex is beautiful

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

image

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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and i’d choose you.
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xTHIS IS SO CUTE STOP xjohnlock xseriously i cant stop awwing

parrishhale:

the fact that when connor is having a total breakdown, he goes to oliver

and oliver crying when he hears the recording

and connor begging oliver not to break up with him

and “you love me and want to have my babies, i know”

and “i could get arrested for this” “i won’t let that happen”

and “i actually like you” and “you’re more than that”

"you’re more than that"

image

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officialfemme:

[connor walsh voice] oliver from IT??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pics of oliver spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of oliver pics scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend jus t listen

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xhtgawm xcoliver xaww cute bbys

What is it like working on How To Get Away With Murder? We are like rabid animals when we get these scripts. Recently we just got 1.04 and when it lands in our email boxes and, you know, we’re just trying to devour that episode on any device that is available to us, and it’s the fastest that I’ve ever read sixty pages ever.

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xhtgawm xi just started (and seen all the episodes xthere's only four of them) this tv show today and let me tell you xIT'S THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER xamazing plot xgreat characters xwritten brilliantly xgood queer representation xyeha just watch it

mishas-cat-ears:

fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy

twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance

my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time

panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it

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intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

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